I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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