my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
it's like heaven, but drunker
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Randomize
