It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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