are you still at the devil's house?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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