Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
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