Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
How's work?
Spinning.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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