It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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