We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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