his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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