Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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