What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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