when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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