I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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