Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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