not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
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