We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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