if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I am full of burrito and curiosity
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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