I wanna bring you to show and tell
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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