Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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