my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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