the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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