Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
