The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
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