What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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