do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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