Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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