Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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