the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
3 2 1 whiskey
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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