By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I AM VODKA MAN
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
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