Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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