I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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