She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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