Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
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