4 words: hood of his car
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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