U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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