I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
The struggles of a small town man whore
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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