He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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