so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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