OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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