Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
I found an industrial strength sharpie in the drawer so I started writing BONER JAM 2014 on everyone's foreheads so they kicked me out
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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