When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Randomize
