I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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