I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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