He asked me if I "almost moaned"
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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