i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Are we still banned from the library?
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I have fence marks all over my body
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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