I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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