ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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