Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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