I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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