Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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